TEASER: Little Stevie Seagal



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Hey all! Time for your weekly Frot and I can tell you with 100% sincerity that this is our best one yet. Vince and Matt are joined by Frotcast favorites Joey Avery and Laremy Legel to talk about Peter Bogdanovich’s final directorial work being a fucking NFT, Joss Whedon’s scandal, and Steven Seagal’s past (the real version, without all the lies.) Just a great episode all around. Enjoy!


BONUS: Interview With Joe Gannascoli (Vito Spatafore)



What Do You Know, What Do You Say to Joe Gannascoli?

In just six short seasons, Pod Yourself A Gun has gone from the only Sopranos podcast to the only Sopranos podcast to get an interview with the actor who played Gino in season one episode eight, “The Legend of Tennessee Moltisanti.” Remember? Christopher cuts him in line, and he gets all huffy about it? The actor’s name is Joseph R. Gannascoli, and you might also remember for his other work in the series, as the character performing the most surprising felatio history of television, Vito Spatafore.

In the latest Patreon-exclusive edition of PYAG, Matt and Vince talk to the man who played the man who killed Jackie Jr., lost a bunch of weight, got caught lassoing leather daddies, and ate Johnny Cakes in New Hampshire. During the conversation, Joe reveals how much of his own life was incorporated into the character, the book that inspired Vito’s gay storyline, and who the biggest ballbusters were on set.

Along with all the inside dirt on The Sopranos cast and crew, the conversation covers Joe’s fascinating journey from self-taught chef and self-proclaimed degenerate gambler to self-taught actor to golfing dad with two christmas trees. Sign up now at patreon.com/frotcast to listen AND if you sign up for the Pod Yourself a Shoutout tier, Vince will give you a mafia nickname on the podcast.

 

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TEASER: Joe Gannascoli Interview



Somehow Vince and Matt got Joe Gannascoli AKA Vito Spatafore to come on the podcast and talk to them about his time on the Sopranos. You can listen to the full interview on Patreon.com/frotcast


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Welp, we did it folks. After 6 seasons of this Sopranos podcast we finally got an actual cast member to talk to us. Joe Gannascoli (aka Vito Spatafore) joins Matt and Vince to talk about his time on the Sopranos and what it was like to go to work one day and find out they wrote you blowing a dude. Joe’s a fantastic guest and it’s a great interview. Enjoy!


609: The Ride, with comedian Kyle Ayers



St. Elzéar’s Fire

Put your favorite gold hat on and listen to the latest PYAG with comedian and host of the Never Seen It podcast Kyle Ayers talking to Matt and Vince about The Sopranos season 6a episode 9, “The Ride.”

The “ride” in question is a faulty teacup carnival ride that puts Janice in a neck brace, or at least inspires Janice to make use of a neck brace in a classic Janice grift. The teacups were part of the St. Elzear’s festival, which itself is a grift perpetrated by Paulie and a local church. When the new priest then tries to shakedown Paulie, he, of all people, is the first in this episode, and maybe the series, to point out that the Catholic Church might be the real gangster, or at least the real child abuse cover-upper.

Before the festival Chris and Tony are reminiscing about that time they conspired to kill Christopher’s fiancé, and Kyle points out that for some reason, Tony seems uncomfortable reminiscing with his criminal friends about their heinous criminal acts. The lesson being: work/ life balance is hard for everyone.

There’s also some talk about the Beatles, “Brokeback” as an adjective, the drawbacks of cannoli as an eating contest food, and pasta slop foley art.

You really need to get yourself into rehab, but for now, it won’t hurt to toot a little five-star review on Apple Podcasts.

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TEASER: Jair Bolsonaro’s Shrimp



Hey all,

First Frot of 2022 is out. Listen to the full episode by becoming a Patron!


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Happy New Year! Our New Years resolution? More CONTENT! This week, Matt and Vince and PYAG producer Brent Flyberg talk about Gal Gadot playing Cleopatra, the 76ers weird new sponsor Colorstar which is impossible to explain in this description text, and the Nicolas Cage masterpiece “Pig” about a man and he fattest best friend. Ring in the New Year with this amazing episode.

 


608: Johnny Cakes, with author Leah Carroll



Blockbusted

Writer, podcaster, and author of Down City: A Daughter’s Story of Love, Memory, and Murder, Leah Carrol joins Matt & Vince to talk about Vince’s favorite episode of The Sopranos, season 6a episode 8, “Johnny Cakes.”

Leah is a uniquely qualified guest, as she has a personal connection to an actual Rhode Island mob figure named Nicky Bianco, who introduced her to arugula. That’s the new bar. You cannot be a guest on PYAG unless you have been fed by an actual made guy. If a Gotti made you leek soup, hit us up. If not, just keep enjoying the slop we’re shoveling in your bowl, piggy.

In a bit of a reversal, the Soprano crime family’s most notorious bottom, Vito, is introduced to the titular Rhode Island delicacy by a volunteer firefighter beefcake named Johnny. Vito can receive what Johnny’s feeding him, but can he receive the love and affection he craves? As noted on the pod, this show was made for the modern cynical misanthrope, so don’t count on love setting anyone free.

While Vito is trying to find himself in New Hampshire, our favorite failson, AJ Soprano, is in New Jersey doing the same. Working at Blockbuster has its perks. He had an opportunity study knife fights in movies and utilize the techniques in an assassination attempt on Uncle Junior. But, AJ being AJ, he fumbles the blade before he has a chance to avenge his father. AJ is good guy, in that he is too soft and incompetent to kill someone. Poor guy never had a chance to gain his father’s approval through murder.

Let us know what we have to do to get some smoked turkey around here in a five-star review on Apple Podcasts.

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[UNLOCKED] Frotcast 498: Spidermatrix with Bobby and Joe



Hey all,

No podding ourselves a gun this week, but not to worry, we got a new years frotcast for you. It’s the full episode to keep you satiated til next week. And you can get even more episodes by subscribing to frotcast on Patreon. DO IT NOW! Enjoy!


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The Frotcast is bringing in the new year with Matt and Vince’s text thread buddies Joe Sinclitico and Bobby Hacker. The boys talk about Don’t Look Up, The Matrix 4, and Spider-Man: Now Way Home. And a bunch of other stuff.

Goodbye 2021. It’s been fucked.


TEASER: Pod Yourself A Merry Little Christmas



A special Christmas gift for all of you out there who listen to Matt and Vince’s stupid little pods. Plus a little teaser of our Patreon only episode.

Thank you for being the best people in the world.


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Vince is out for the week because of Christmas or whatever. But not to fear. Matt Lieb has invited both Joey Avery and Joe Sinclitico to the frotquarters to talk about all sorts of stuff. It’s definitely more of a hang than most Frotcasts. Enjoy and please see Pod Yourself A Gun live at SF Sketchfest on January 15th.

And make sure to watch Joey Avery’s 9 minute comedy special on YouTube!

Finally, this episode begins with a little Christmas song featuring some familiar voices. See if you can guess who sings what.

Merry Christmas and happy holidays to all you frotters out there.


607: Luxury Lounge, with Allen Strickland Williams



It’s The Ring Meets Pod Yourself A Father

Comedian and writer Allen Strickland Wiliams joins Matt and Vince for a conversation about Powder (1995), Nuovo Vesuvio’s response to COVID, and season 6a episode 7 of The Sopranos, “Luxury Lounge.”

As Allen notes early on, the episode discussed belongs to a specific Sopranos subgenre of episodes that feature neither a therapy scene, nor any advancement of the major mob-related plots. “Pine Barrens” is another example. “Luxury Lounge” may not be as memorable as “Pine Barrens,” but it’s definitely the only Sopranos episode in which Lauren Bacall gets punched in the face.

Chris goes to Los Angeles for a meeting with an uninterested Ben Kingsley about a role in Cleaver, and notices that, not for nothing, but Hollywood is the home of the real gangsters. These famous actors get awards for pretending to be someone else, and even if they don’t win, they get free sunglasses.

Tell us your favorite fun fact from the Balkans in a five-star review on Apple Podcasts.

See Pod Yourself A Gun Live! January 15th at the PianoFight Theater during San Francisco Sketchfest! 

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Support the Pod: become a patron at patreon.com/Frotcast and get more bonus content than you could ever want, AND if you sign up for the Pod Yourself a Shoutout tier, you can bask in the glory of hearing your name on the podcast like this week’s newest members: Kenny Two Balls, The Yeti, Two Times, Cutty Sark, Trevino, The Australian, & Smash Bros.

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606: Live Free or Die with comedian Amy Silverberg



Kiss On Both Cheeks

Grab some ribs, hop in your car, and throw on the latest Pod Yourself A Gun. Matt and Vince are joined by comedian, writer, professor, and weiner dog enthusiast Amy Silverberg to discuss The Sopranos season 6a episode 6 “Live Free or Die.”

This is the episode where everyone finds out Vito’s secret. The boys at the Bada Bing are mortified to hear from Finn that Vito has been on the receiving end of at least one penile encounter. As you can imagine, there is not a lot of acceptance among the wiseguys, which has Amy wondering if the younger mafia guys in 2021 are more open. According to her students, if you’re not bi, you’re a loser. Maybe today’s gangsters have progressed, but as far as Tony’s concerned, absolutely no gay stuff, unless you’re in prison for a while. That’s different.

We also meet Johnny Cakes for the first time. Go ahead and let out a big sigh while you stare at his potent mustache and think about that life you could have lived in a little town in Vermont if you weren’t such a good earner.

Put your best Vito related double entendre in a five-star review on Apple Podcasts.

See Pod Yourself A Gun Live! January 15th at the PianoFight Theater during San Francisco Sketchfest

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Email us at frotcast@gmail.com; leave us a voicemail at 415-275-0030

Support the Pod: become a patron at patreon.com/Frotcast and get more bonus content than you could ever want, AND if you sign up for the Pod Yourself a Shoutout tier, you can bask in the glory of hearing your name on the podcast like this week’s newest members: Matt Foley, The Fop, The Glove, Glen Coco, Daddy Bumpkins (RIP), & Lil Bumpkins.

 

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